lance idaker has served his part to the most of his abilities. I found myself in bouts of seemingly neverending laughter with everyones reactions and comments towards my ficticious character. Honestly, who gets drunk on 3 coronas? who drinks coronas? well the mexicans next door certainly do.
What is Lance?
well, it would now be more apropriate to say 'who was lance'. Lance was the culmination of influences brought to me through all the various forms of poseurism i have seen thus far. The sad fact is, many of you who commented against Mr. Idaker are more like him than you know. Lance is in no way a reflection of me.. though half of you were just random people picked out to torment, the other half that i seem to have offended are genuine lames, to which i will leave you with an Idaker-ism.. 'Go Fuck Yourselve's'.. thats right. While your busy feeding anger into a fictious journal i am laughing knowing that it is at your expense (wll hopefully so)
lance answers comments!
Your soo punk, nike hXc punk roxerzzzzzzzzz...fuckin' idiot.
you have no idea what being "punk" is if you think kicking a cop car then running off is anarchy...your fuckin' clueless. go back to hot topic and fuck yourself with high priced shit that has anarchy symbols on it...or maybe foot locker and get more nike crap that little asian kids made that your wearing...dumbass...wow
from junkmans_daughter
Well junkmans_daughter (if thats even your real name), what is it being punk then? this has been a baffling question that has seperated the genuine hardcore kids from the lames.. I think to many kids in the punk scene take themselves and what they do to seriously to the point of ridiculous-ness. to where your performing certain activities for the sole reason of it's punk-ness. I dont call kids punks, people are people and i try not to brand myself into a style of music. You say 'you think your so punk cause this and that and this and that' in that tried old manner which would only suggest that you know more about 'what it is to be punk'.. well i doubt that, im sure your no better than our imaginary mr idaker, worse perhaps because hes only fictiously lame
oh yeah, and your a living oxymoron, your a racist anarchist. to be racist is to have a structure, while being a true anarchist is to have no structure.... idoit
from fukthemods
idoit? need i really comment on you? oh i thrive off you idiots.. by the way, fuck the mods? are you fuckin serious? the mods kick your sorry ass anyday out of the week.
Anarchy...u must b punk
Dent...u must be big
from Phillybob
punk? a person or two has called me that before, im not really though. Big? heavens no.
you called my friend gay and that's not very nice.
from avelin_no
sorry about that, im sure he was just one of the random bystandards i picked up on this scheme, it was funny though. maybe he is gay, have you ever asked him? no? maybe you should.
You are a fucking idiot and the reason I hate most kids that think they are punks. And it's real cool to kick cop cars for no reason so your parents' tax money can pay to repair it, you stupid fuck.
And here's a little tip: ANARCHY WOULD NEVER WORK!
PS: suck my balls
from justin_intoxicated
wow i like you. suck my balls, its like i could have stolen that from you to make one of my own lance posts. I do agree that kicking a cop car is in reality a fruitless venture.. but try it, its relieving.
i love the nike shirt...really hardcore you punk rawker you...haha but seriously. your joking right? with the anarcy shit? oh boy.
</3 lia
from cahsless_and_pathetic
in honesty, the person in the pic is a stranger to me that my friend danny found somewhere online, we thought he was funny and lame enough looking to become lance idaker. its funny that in all your little minds this pixelated figure became so real.. and he's really out there. ive sworn to kick his ass personally once i find him just for the picture alone.. or hug him and treat him to lunch.
what else do i have to say?
Goodbye
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